Landed in st louis., now this would be city which would be something from the middle ages. The nearest starbucks would be over 10 miles away.. Work as usual sucks. I am supposed to do wonders here and i have no clue where to start. For readers who dont know me., I am the "so" called database expert , the one you turn to, when ur database starts mis behaving..
I generally land up at the clients location with the all knowing air, and whenever he is not looking stand in front of his servers and pray like mad..
The above has worked wonders till know, lord ayappa to the resuce, makes queries run faster..Should go to sabrimala, considering I still have no clue what made the systems run fast.